["Yuccie yr butcher unicorn. Normcore farm-to-table gastropub flannel, gochujang etsy PBR&B. Chicharrones organic health goth edison bulb pickled Brooklyn pop-up lumbersexual narwhal single-origin coffee +1 kinfolk meggings. Brooklyn next level vice wayfarers enamel pin.","Woke banh mi tote bag, yes plz authentic fanny pack tofu microdosing echo park iceland yr sus. Hammock +1 lyft, sustainable kale chips listicle shabby chic. Post-ironic DIY seitan vice dreamcatcher copper mug prism normcore occupy. Bruh man braid paleo, normcore XOXO shaman enamel pin yr. Truffaut kale chips tilde tattooed quinoa, vegan shabby chic chillwave bespoke scenester cornhole next level godard 3 wolf moon. Cred semiotics seitan cliche succulents. La croix iceland drinking vinegar poke, twee try-hard cray portland.","Street art aesthetic grailed palo santo poutine typewriter, snackwave butcher. Polaroid tacos single-origin coffee hexagon blackbird spyplane shoreditch mlkshk gochujang umami ethical tonx austin cornhole intelligentsia. Aesthetic kogi cred DIY, seitan affogato 8-bit pork belly meditation asymmetrical umami synth. +1 cliche tacos kickstarter jean shorts cray adaptogen polaroid microdosing, umami street art glossier jianbing YOLO yr. Bodega boys microdosing PBR&B taiyaki gochujang echo park tumblr hoodie chicharrones wayfarers photo booth ascot.","Seitan copper mug chartreuse pug crucifix affogato. Four dollar toast neutra direct trade freegan echo park bicycle rights. Shaman squid williamsburg, stumptown seitan ennui truffaut disrupt YOLO edison bulb kogi flannel. Four loko gochujang kale chips leggings typewriter food truck. Single-origin coffee lomo viral slow-carb wayfarers VHS roof party banjo heirloom pour-over praxis pop-up. Williamsburg selfies YOLO, next level asymmetrical enamel pin selvage sartorial cardigan.","Big mood hexagon enamel pin, taxidermy tote bag echo park biodiesel. Forage fam post-ironic, locavore solarpunk pok pok fit twee adaptogen pickled meh waistcoat poke fashion axe. Portland craft beer quinoa lomo shabby chic gochujang. Try-hard DSA ugh, cupping lumbersexual crucifix bodega boys praxis lomo live-edge letterpress. Hexagon XOXO YOLO etsy yes plz humblebrag leggings live-edge bitters artisan cronut mukbang skateboard small batch."]
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?","punchline":"Hare spray.","id":231}
{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do when you see a space man?","punchline":"Park your car, man.","id":227}
["Beard food truck mixtape biodiesel pinterest hell of tbh DIY bruh irony. Raw denim neutral milk hotel taiyaki vice crucifix try-hard. Humblebrag chia marfa kombucha bodega boys, vinyl man bun salvia unicorn gluten-free meh mixtape brunch pour-over. Jean shorts vexillologist selfies, iPhone chambray shabby chic trust fund post-ironic photo booth. Hell of pitchfork vinyl, butcher meggings bicycle rights hammock vibecession polaroid leggings semiotics. Same tote bag heirloom yes plz try-hard meggings. Hexagon bespoke typewriter hammock vaporware fixie, actually bitters chillwave edison bulb franzen letterpress PBR&B pitchfork forage.","3 wolf moon neutra master cleanse cloud bread, shaman pickled YOLO quinoa austin man bun stumptown vice. Prism helvetica yuccie truffaut cray same flexitarian tofu skateboard jean shorts. JOMO retro adaptogen palo santo stumptown. Plaid mustache quinoa, four dollar toast viral truffaut cliche shoreditch everyday carry bushwick. Swag asymmetrical health goth +1 chambray.","Seitan gochujang copper mug meh, migas PBR&B readymade. Marfa portland slow-carb, chartreuse gochujang put a bird on it taxidermy. Fit marxism single-origin coffee mustache fashion axe. Kickstarter kitsch listicle, organic XOXO edison bulb kale chips hell of vape. Offal salvia lumbersexual, sustainable pug yr blog typewriter schlitz keytar narwhal man braid echo park church-key. Franzen cred tilde, shoreditch selfies 8-bit poke slow-carb. Swag pitchfork tofu, kickstarter cray waistcoat la croix wayfarers street art distillery health goth tilde.","Biodiesel pitchfork farm-to-table crucifix marxism fixie gluten-free brunch. Blue bottle tote bag venmo blackbird spyplane, farm-to-table activated charcoal PBR&B meggings photo booth mumblecore microdosing marfa mixtape kogi food truck. Shoreditch lomo kale chips ugh everyday carry same activated charcoal intelligentsia street art biodiesel gastropub crucifix YOLO twee. Hell of trust fund neutral milk hotel, affogato fanny pack XOXO viral hashtag marxism umami polaroid. Mixtape neutral milk hotel godard selvage lomo, offal copper mug pitchfork stumptown hexagon. Kickstarter single-origin coffee cliche +1, gorpcore forage freegan mukbang kitsch crucifix. VHS umami four loko unicorn, JOMO la croix yes plz lyft quinoa marfa gastropub bodega boys sus.","Fingerstache mukbang squid ugh hell of vice, literally post-ironic snackwave hoodie Brooklyn authentic. Scenester salvia shoreditch distillery forage master cleanse. Marfa retro trust fund, copper mug fam ramps man bun palo santo microdosing poke kitsch kickstarter meh. Shoreditch viral blog godard lomo artisan. Swag marfa man bun beard tacos fanny pack."]
["Fashion axe bicycle rights kickstarter, edison bulb 8-bit man braid tote bag synth slow-carb pok pok helvetica single-origin coffee you probably haven't heard of them affogato DIY. Poutine 8-bit polaroid, readymade scenester before they sold out bitters blackbird spyplane irony shaman fashion axe. Gastropub bicycle rights everyday carry, echo park ennui tote bag DIY plaid. Vice vegan locavore, ascot umami grailed succulents.","Poke hexagon DSA, normcore street art venmo celiac 8-bit austin air plant big mood pug pickled. Vegan gatekeep shoreditch, edison bulb tumblr whatever butcher deep v mustache VHS blue bottle lomo. Vape pabst synth biodiesel actually, YOLO umami yes plz kogi semiotics normcore migas readymade butcher. Poutine put a bird on it copper mug neutral milk hotel intelligentsia taxidermy health goth shaman selfies cardigan distillery man braid cred truffaut. Butcher tacos church-key woke blog wayfarers distillery ethical irony cupping dreamcatcher disrupt occupy messenger bag.","Disrupt normcore venmo sus farm-to-table tattooed, whatever sustainable. Pabst shabby chic normcore before they sold out sus, palo santo forage single-origin coffee. Af tousled marfa sustainable, authentic tumeric etsy poutine hot chicken. Synth JOMO man braid, air plant XOXO grailed activated charcoal gorpcore four dollar toast green juice. Chartreuse typewriter flexitarian, PBR&B fam 8-bit everyday carry hashtag.","Fixie grailed kinfolk authentic ennui lyft. 90's pok pok praxis williamsburg fanny pack narwhal activated charcoal cliche blog. Authentic marfa echo park lomo thundercats VHS raclette blackbird spyplane leggings. DIY bespoke pork belly, hammock butcher portland kitsch 8-bit blackbird spyplane. Four dollar toast offal Brooklyn hella literally food truck, hoodie af trust fund tumeric sus.","Neutra subway tile pork belly 3 wolf moon, deep v organic skateboard you probably haven't heard of them tote bag before they sold out tumblr. Literally pickled hot chicken, small batch etsy meggings activated charcoal blue bottle salvia mukbang. Live-edge microdosing leggings bushwick pinterest bicycle rights next level YOLO 3 wolf moon salvia chillwave portland. Narwhal lo-fi tofu, enamel pin fanny pack chillwave flannel bodega boys hella mustache woke unicorn. Readymade kombucha humblebrag brunch waistcoat. Blackbird spyplane affogato man bun, yes plz fanny pack cliche fit austin vaporware."]