James Baird is a Scottish former professional footballer who played as a goalkeeper. He works as head coach for the British Virgin Islands women's national team.
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{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?","punchline":"I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...","id":239}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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