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The Haval H2s is a subcompact CUV produced by the Haval sub-brand of Chinese manufacturer Great Wall.
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Ateganosine is a telomerase inhibitor and apoptosis inducer currently under investigation for the treatment of various cancers, including non-small cell lung cancer (NSCLC).
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